27 Reasons Why I Rock

So the good doctor had that great annual day where you wake up and realize you are a year older. And getting older inherently sucks. In lieu of a "Redeeming Qualities" instead I present the following 27 reasons Why I Rock. In no particular order.

1. Best Sweatervest in the Midwest
2. Cardboard Box for coffee table
3. Left Handed
4. The Annual Festivus Letter
5. Kool Aid Sneakers
6. Ruggedly Handsome Beard
7. Professional Sign Hanger
8. Zip Tie Bracelet
9. No Razor November
10. World's Greatest Uncle
11. King of Useless Knowledge
12. Disease Free
13. The Crown Royal Bag of Zip Ties
14. Blocking Tight End
15.
16. Red Chuck Taylors
17. Sexy Self-Haircuts
18. Ringleader for Theme Week at the office
19. Sits outside and reads. Year's tally currently at 29 books.
20. Look dead sexy in a suit

21. Mad Whistling Skills
22. Dr. Bone's Private Library for the Procurement of Knowledge, Both Useless and Otherwise
23. D-bag Bingo
24. Dances Like a Fool. And yes, that is a homonym
25. Third Floor Bathroom Radio
26. Spatial Engineering
27. This blog