The best way to deal with this menace? By mocking of course. As best done by the genius behind www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com. Taking this inspiration I have created the ultimate in people watching games.
DOUCHEBAG BINGO

There are many ways to play:
1. Simple people watching way. Spot a 'bag, cross him off your card. You may only use one bag for one trait. See a dude with frosted tips and a popped collar? Only counts for one or the other. Strategy is key here.
2. Photo Hunt! Find a bag and convince him to have his picture taken with you. This is the ultimate bachelorette party game as this is easiest completed by hot chicks. Again one bag per trait. Key here is to not let the dbag in on exactly why you want a picture of him showing his abs. Dbags do not possess the trait of self-awareness. If they did, they wouldn't allow themselves to devolve into such baggery.
It is easy and fun for the whole family.
Happy Bag Hunting!
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