Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Douchebag Bingo

Our world is under attack from a menancing plague. Douchebags are taking over our society. You see them everywhere, the club, the beach, the mall. You even see them at the gas station and the grocery store and the DMV. They are inescapable.

The best way to deal with this menace? By mocking of course. As best done by the genius behind www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com. Taking this inspiration I have created the ultimate in people watching games.

DOUCHEBAG BINGO


There are many ways to play:
1. Simple people watching way. Spot a 'bag, cross him off your card. You may only use one bag for one trait. See a dude with frosted tips and a popped collar? Only counts for one or the other. Strategy is key here.

2. Photo Hunt! Find a bag and convince him to have his picture taken with you. This is the ultimate bachelorette party game as this is easiest completed by hot chicks. Again one bag per trait. Key here is to not let the dbag in on exactly why you want a picture of him showing his abs. Dbags do not possess the trait of self-awareness. If they did, they wouldn't allow themselves to devolve into such baggery.

It is easy and fun for the whole family.
Happy Bag Hunting!

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